So, I'm not timely with this thing  

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Dear Clint:


You've made it clear that I do not often (Ever?) update this blog. I could throw around some excuses, like the fact that the language on this site here in HK is in traditional characters so I'm just guessing at what I'm writing. I could say that I'm just too busy with the internship stuff or with wandering around SE Asia. But Clint, that wouldn't be fair to you. You deserve better. You deserve my thoughts. It's selfish for to think that it's a silly exercise and that the masses don't want to hear my thoughts, opinions, anecdotes, or see my photos. You let me know I was wrong. Everyone wants, nay, burns for it. Expect to see many more posting in the future, and as I'm probably lying in boldface verdana right now, feel free to call me on it. 

Heart,
The Gweilo

Deal or no Deal  

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As I'm required to have a blog for this study abroad trip and I didn't keep up with the last required blog, I suppose I'll tack something up here about my trip thus far. 

Random Thoughts After 1 Week:

- The only real way to describe this city is "moist".
- Ox intestine, cow stomach, chicken feet, and fried fish hea
d are all rather good. 
- DO NOT lick your hands after eating "hot pot". The hospital may be right across the street, but medicine is an undergraduate degree. Yeah, the system is just different, but that doesn't assuage fears of bloodletting and upside-down x-rays.
- There aren't many spiders or scorpions around the city, but the ones near the beaches or on the hills are bigger than my head! An example:



-When having a gorgeous Egyptian as your guide to class, don't use sarcasm as a way to flirt. Also, don't assume they're exchange students. Also, don't let them know you're an American. It will not end well (and you may be dropped off at the wrong floor). 
-Why is the average size much smaller than in Western countries? There are many theories. Mine? The incredibly small portions and the utter lack of quality protein. 
-At first I though, "Skin whitening? Really? How utterly shallow! Are they that obsessed with a socially constructed archaic idea of beauty that they would bleach their skin and avoid the sun?" And then I remembered all the stupid people at home with self-tanning lotion and MEGA passes to a tanning salon. At least people here aren't getting skin cancer. They also don't look like deranged oompa-loompas in Uggs and Pink sweatpants. 
- Ikea sucks.
- Beautiful Korean girls aren't keen on cramped taxi cabs.
- It is possible to pass out in an alley in Kennedy Town and not by robbed.
- Don't go shirtless, but do go shoeless, in the dorms. I am now a pariah amongst the locals in Wei Lun because I did that holy commandment backwards.
- Thou shalt shower 3 times per day or risk offending locals (affectionately referred to as Honkies by the other exchange students. Only Americans laugh).
- There IS a class entitles "Is America Addicted to War?". I sat in on this class. Apparently, yes, yes we are. And I'm not sure "international douche-bags" is a term of endearment. 
- Finally, do not ask anyone about deals or making a deal. They'll probably speak english, but in Cantonese it's effectively the f-bomb. 

More to come, including picture and video. Seeing as how my dorm internet connection is rather weak, it won't be until I'm back on campus.

Cheers.


Portfolio (To Be Continued...)  

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Here is a sample of some of my work from the past two semesters. A few are stand alone pictorials, but most are sample from larger photo-stories. I'm currently making a flash version with more pictures and captions that will be put up soon. I'll also be posting my rugby work and several individual multimedia pieces that will showcase my photo-stories.

I've also found the toning to be off after web publishing; something I hope to remedy soon.
































Dome: Also known as Siddartha  

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Dome always gets his best ideas near fountains...



Or amongst nature...



While reading...



Or just lying around. Oh Dome, your zen like existence inspires me.

More Loitering w/ Hearsay  

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Here is a group photo of Columbia's homeless population, taken while walking. Pay careful attention to the man in the wheelchair. Several bystanders told me that this man has knifed a fellow vagrant over instant oatmeal packets. However, this is all hearsay.






My barber Greg, the source of the hearsay.

 

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This is Karl. He is part of the growing homeless population of Columbia. I've been told he stole a car with the angry disabled hobo, but that's just hearsay. I myself have talked to Karl. I've even handed him a blended icy juice beverage. He started to talk about his life, why he's angry at certain Columbia establishments, and so forth and so on in a soft mumbled voice. I walked away after he started spinning a yarn about witnessing police murder an acquaintance during in his youth. Dome was looking nervous.

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Karl "West", a homeless citizen of Columbia, Mo., is told he much cease loitering outside of Quinton's on Ninth St. Karl can usually be found outside of the pub between 7am and 5pm blaring music from a battery operated boom-box. "They kicked me out once, so I'm going to show them. I'll ruin their business," Karl said.

 

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Q: Why make a blog?
A: Because I must. Very simple.